Big Ghost Chronicles Reviews Drake's "Take Care"

Now I wasn't going to post this since it was all over the net already (?uestlove even posted a link to it on Twitter) but this is just too funny to pass up and plus I've always thought Drake was highly over-rated. I first ran across this blog when I found his "10 Softest N*ggas in the Game" post months ago and thought it was one of the funniest lists I've read in awhile. I originally thought this was a blog actually ran by Ghostface Killah (a mistake Wiz Khalifa made as well) but it turns out it's just an imposter, and a funny one at that. The link to the full track-by-track review is found below but I'll leave you with highlights from the review from Mr. Cocaine Biceps himself:

"...yalls might know him as The Kitten Whisperer aka The Harvester of Pauses aka The Taio Cruz of Hip Hop aka Young Garnier Fructis the pre-cum baby aka Jennifer Aniston's favorite emcee.... the muthafucka most likely to have a gateway to Narnia in his closet ...Drake.

...Im pretty sure that son gets up in the morning n plays his harp for his cats n then slides down the muthafuckin banister in his satin man nightie n has a full glass of breast milk before he goes to the studio n hammers out some pooned out shit like this b.

...this sounds like the soundtrack to some Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants type shit son. I forget who the broad he got singin the hook on this muthafucka is...but i think its Renee Zellweger or some shit. I feel like Im inside a Barnes & Noble or a Starbucks b... This joint is more light in the ass than the fushigi gravity balls you see in those infomercials at 3 in the mornin son."
Read the Full Review Here: bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com