China’s Life-Sized Optimus Prime Statue [Where are our Robots?]

Seriously, ‘Merica needs to catch up on the World Weapons Race. We’ve been concentrating too much on “missle-this” and “dirty bomb-that” when we should be concentrating on fucking some shit up with giant fucking robots! Take a look at China, they now got their own 33 feet, 6 ton Optimus Fucking Prime statue made out of Junk and recycled shit. That’s OUR fucking robot design! And they made the thing out of their garbage! It’s not as impressive as Japan’s 60-foot Gundam RX-78-2 with full scale light saber though- but at least they’re trying. What that fuck we got? V.I.C.I., Number 5 and Herbie the fucking Love Bug? My American car still gets 15 MPG!!!! We’re screwed.