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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

"Legion" Movie Review

Top 10 things I’ve learned from the movie “Legion”

1) God is a vindictive, uncaring, indecisive being who doesn’t know what he wants
and therefore his creations need to give him what they think he “needs” instead of what he asks for.

2) This ‘film’ proves that it’s still cool to kill off all the black people first in Sci-Fi/Horror movies (YAY for cannon fodder.)

3) Charles S. Dutton’s talents really need to be utilized somewhere where they
can be appreciated.

4) Fox REALLY needs to release “Roc” the TV series on DVD already.

5) All angels have British accents because Europeans are closer to God.

6) You can do anything with enough guns and bullets, even defy God!

7) The 2 black people in the movie play a gun-toting, deadbeat father and a God-
fearing one-armed cook. You tell me what that teaches you.

8) Even Tyrese is better than this movie deserves.

9) Angel-possessed people make Zombies. Duh.

10) There IS a Dennis Quaid movie out there worse than GI Joe!

“Legion” is out now on Blu-Ray and DVD

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